My husband is not vain. He never has been.
He confirmed my thoughts the other day when we were talking and I asked him how many people in his family have a dimpled chin. He replied with a wonderful, "huh?" To which I replied, "You know... your dimpled chin. I was wondering if anyone else had one besides you." He looked at me like I was crazy. Insane. "Sarah, I don't have a dimpled chin" he says to me.
Are you kidding me?!? It's always been there! You shave around it a couple times a week! It's there every time you look in the mirror! How do you not know you have a dimpled chin!?! These are the thoughts going through my mind...
My face must have betrayed my thoughts because he turned to look in a mirror and said "Oh! Look! I guess I do have one..." and proceeded to stick his finger in it.
So clueless. I love him.